Snake Bites Sleeping Teen In California Apartment

Forgetting pets in your house after moving out to another house is one thing, but forgetting a pet snake that then decided to live in the heater on the wall for two months before biting the new tenant is certainly another.

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 That story was a little bit too true for a California teen who was bitten in his apartment by the previous owner's snake. Although the snake wasn't poisonous, I'm sure it was pretty painful for the poor unsuspecting guy.

Original article here

Another "Loch Ness" Monster Said to Exist in Nearby England As Well

Turns out our buddy Loch Ness, of the lake up in Scotland, has some relatives.

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This time around, the beast is said to lurk in a lake in the Scotland's southern neighbor, England. The beast has been nicknamed the Bow-Ness, due to it's location.

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At 22-inches, this man is even shorter than the world's shortest man

 Just days after Guinness World Book of Records acknowledged one man as the world's shortest man, Ripley's Believe it or Not found an even shorter man.

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Meet Nepali Khagendra Thapa Magar, the smallest man in the world, standing at 22-inches only!


Check his story out here and view more photos

105 Pound (47.6 KG) Woman Devoures 181 Chicken Wings

Wow! How all that chicken fit in her tiny body will probably remain a mystery to me.

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This woman, who calls herself "Black Widow", beat the record by eating 181 chicken wings in only 12 minutes! Impressive! Better yet, she claimed to still be hungry after the deed, saying it was only "an appetizer"!

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95 Snakes Found in Baggage at Kuala Lumpur Airport

 Imagine walking in an airport, putting your luggage into the security check, and then hear a tearing sound as the baggage goes inside. As it comes out the other side, you find 95 snakes, put in a bag by the man before you.

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 That story was a little bit too true in Malaysia's KL airport, with the man in charge found out to have tried to smuggle 95 snakes, and a turtle. Good thing that bag didn't burst in the airplane's cargo area, would suck to be whoever takes the luggage out.

Full story here!

Teen Accidentally Texts Sheriff To Buy Pot

 It's one thing to use a phone to deal drugs, but it's a completely different story when you accidentally contact a sheriff for that same purpose.

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A (very) unlucky guy from Montana accidentally wrote the wrong number when sending a text message reading "Hey Dawg, do you have a $20 I can buy right now?" to his dealer for some pot... that wrong number turned out to be the sheriff's.

How unlucky do you have to be??

Story here

Serbian Chefs Cook Kangaroo, Boar, Camel, and Ostrich Testicles as Part of Festival

Daaamn! I thought eating goat testicles was weird! The annual World Testicle Cooking Championship (yes, apparently that exists), held in Serbia, featured chefs cooking a range of animal testicles being prized as delicacies.

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 What sucks is that just by looking at the picture I get an excruciating pain down there... how the hell can the guys over at the festival put that in their mouth and munch on it!? OUCH!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100829/ap_on_re_eu/eu_serbia_cooking_testicles

French Spiderman Arrested After Climbing 57 Stories

If Spiderman was real, he'd be proud of this. Alain Robert, aka the French "Spiderman", has crawled his way up structures in cities from Kuala Lumpur in Malaysia, to New York, using just his bare hands and a bag of chalk dust. His last attempt in Sydney where he climbed 57 stories ended in a total buzzkill for the poor guy.

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 Police arrested the man and "will be prosecuting him to the full extent of the law."

 I honestly think they should be more lenient with the guy, I mean you don't find people who can do that everyday. However, I also think a system should be made where special permission can be granted to him at special times. Businesses would love this too. ;)

Check his full story out over here

Hospital Loses Power As Snake Sneaks Into Electric Box

 Imagine a hospital, full of patients, losing electric power because a snake sneaked into it's electrical box?

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That was reality for a NY hospital that lost power due to a snake thinking it finally found a safe home, later finding out it wrong after meeting its maker due to the electrical shock that caused the hospital outage. Poor guy.

Read the full article here

Scientists Discover Pea-Sized Frog in Borneo

 Scientists in Borneo, in Southeast Asia, have discovered a frog that is as small as a pea. Damn, I've seen insects bigger than this little guy.

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 The little guy is the smallest amphibian discovered outside of the Americas, and measures around 10.6 and 12.8 mm in length.

Read about it here

Man Shot In Head Felt Bullet Only 4 Years Later

It's one thing to survive a shot in the head, but it's a completely different thing to only notice it four years later! Let alone leave it in his head for an extra year amounting up to five years with a bullet lodged in his head!

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A Polish-born man in Germany was partying one New Year's eve, when he felt something hit the back of his head. He dismissed it as fireworks and later forgot about it. Fast-forward four years later he started getting headaches. Then after another year he finally went to a doctor and was diagnosed with having a .22 caliber bullet lodged in the back of his head!

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Man Finds Condom in Soup at a Restaurant

Imagine ordering a bowl of French onion soup, only to find out you got an extra topping you did not ask for..

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 ... a condom.

That was the true story (or so he claims) of a man who bit into a condom thinking it was melted cheese. The man is filing a suit against the restaurant chain.

 Man if it was true, it kind of sucks to be the restaurant, imagine the bad PR. What about the guy who bit into the condom? No it doesn't suck to be him! Can you imagine the millions you can get from this suit!?

Read about it here

Fake plastic severed arm halts traffic for hours in Britain

Disclaimer: The picture below is of the fake plastic arm, not the real thing.

This must be the most bizarre cause of a traffic jam in history! Someone, back in July, threw a plastic arm on the road which resulted in the halting of traffic and a massive police investigation.. until they found the arm...

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... the fake arm that is.


Read more about this funny story here

China to build buses that can drive over vehicles in traffic

 It sucks to be stuck in a bus in a traffic jam, especially if you're late for something. Fear not, though, as China has a solution...

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A bus that can drive over traffic, literally.

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Chinese Face Epic 9-Day, 62-Mile Traffic Jam

Yeah, it sucks to be in a traffic jam. Sometimes your car wouldn't move for hours, which is especially bad in summer.

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Imagine, though, you were stuck in a 9 day traffic jam that extended for 62 miles. That was reality for the Chinese capital as the traffic jam extended from Beijing to the Inner Mongolia autonomous region. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to be one of them. 

Read more about this epic traffic jam here and here

Kentucky Family Claims They Found Dead Mouse In Milk

 A Kentucky family has very recently sued Wal-Mart. Now that part isn't new at all, everyone sues or gets sued at some point in the U.S.

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What IS new is that they found a dead mouse in the milk they bought from Wal-Mart! WOW!

All about it here

Scientists Say the Moon is Shrinking

 I know Hot Jupiters tend to shrink as a result of their proximity to their stars (nerdy much?), but our moon? A solid, rocky planetary surface shrinking?

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However, unlike Hot Jupiters, the moon is shrinking because of internal cooling; sort of like a hot air balloon after losing its source of heat I would imagine.


Check this bizarre story out here

Drink Driving Suspect Drives 11 Miles Without Tire

Not only did this guy over drink, he also drove 11 miles through a rural town with no god damn tire!

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Police eventually arrested the 61 year-old man, who goes by the name Duane Bush, at his home in rural NY state. During the incident people reported seeing a van with a missing back right tire driving through the roads. Imaging what kind of sight that would be to see!?


Check out what this guy was up to here

Remember Paul the Octopus? Meet Dirty Harry, a Crocodile!

 I remember Paul the Octopus very well indeed, and it wasn't a particularly good memory, especially since I was cheering for both Germany and the Netherlands. Well, boys and girls, there's a new guy in the game, meet Dirty Harry.

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Yeah, it's a croc. He previously correctly picked Spain as the winner of the World Cup, and now he's predicting the winner of the Australian Prime Minister elections!

Check this guy out over here

Patient's Anus Sewed As a Result of Meager Tip

 Wow, just wow. A woman in China who had given birth gave the midwife a tip of US$ 15, which fired up the midwife's revenge... revenge to a whole new level that is.

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The patient had her anus sewed up with no mercy. This has even been confirmed by a police report.


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